Gumpter

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Gumping

When a firefighter chooses not to bath for 24 to 48 hours, particularly after running a fire

I am sooo tired after than 2 alarm, I can't even shower right now. I'm Gumping it.
Nooo! Don't Gump it dude, that's disgusting.

by gumpysnasty September 15, 2016

gumping

Pre-maturely blowing your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.

Mark gumps every time he gets a lap dance.

by John Bukkake May 13, 2005

gumpther

word used to express stupidity and or complete incoheritance.

1.) "Hey Jim, look at that gumpther"

2.) "God...you dont have to look like a gumpther to be one!"

by erK! Rossetti March 3, 2005

Gumpire

A baseball umpire whose calls obviously favor gumps, i.e., the university of alabama.

Gumpire: "STRIKE 3!"

bama opponent's first fan: Damn. Pitch was 8 inches off the plate.

bama opponent's second fan: Yep. When you play bama, they get to bring their own gumpires.

by Wayne Windsor June 7, 2010

gumptees

A lost-in-the-crowd retailer selling juvenile humor and nerdy t-shirts.

Person1: Have you heard of gumptees?
Person2: No.

by One-eyed Willy. October 10, 2010

GUAPITITIS

MONEY GETTING SYNDROME

1)I AM ALWAYS GETTING MONEY, I THINK I HAVE GUAPITITIS.
2) GUAPITITIS IN MY PALM, THATS MONEY GETTING SYNDROME.

by SPACEBABY WAYNE March 16, 2015