by wowthatslame June 12, 2008
Get the guido mug.Based off the comedy great Dave Chappelle's Negrodamus its is the Italian Nostradamus. Said to reside in the somewhere in the eastern United States, its future telling ability is world renowned. It can be identified by its gold chains and potent smell of cologne and over gelled hair. WARNING: Do make eye contact without prior acquittance, if you smell red wine or Peroni on its breath flee ASAP, do not be near its food unarmed. Garlic is not its weakness...its not a vampire...more like the opposite of a vampire...lots of hair and darker...more like a werewolf....but not like a gay twilight vampire....if seen please contact FBI immediately.
HOTLINE CALLER: Guidodamus what will happen to me in my life...?
GUIDODAMUS: Some one will make you an offer you can't refuse....and at some point in your life you will die.
HOTLINE CALLER: Wait what? That is stupid everyone dies, this is bullshit!
GUIDODAMUS: For further clarification we will have to charge you 10 US dollars a minute and 15 for everyone after that.
HOTLINE CALLER: Bahah FUCK THAT!
GUIDODAMUS: Your prophecy has been fulfilled...get em boys.
HOTLINE CALLER: OH sh---(BANG BANG)
GUIDODAMUS: Thank you for calling the guidodamus hot line
GUIDODAMUS: Some one will make you an offer you can't refuse....and at some point in your life you will die.
HOTLINE CALLER: Wait what? That is stupid everyone dies, this is bullshit!
GUIDODAMUS: For further clarification we will have to charge you 10 US dollars a minute and 15 for everyone after that.
HOTLINE CALLER: Bahah FUCK THAT!
GUIDODAMUS: Your prophecy has been fulfilled...get em boys.
HOTLINE CALLER: OH sh---(BANG BANG)
GUIDODAMUS: Thank you for calling the guidodamus hot line
by therealguidodamus August 18, 2010
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An adolescent or young-adult American male of Italian ancestry or descent; esp. one of lower-middle-class socioeconomic background or status and thought of as being dim-witted, excessively aggressive, and prejudiced against perceived outsiders, particularly homosexuals and members of other races.
The Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn is widely regarded by the rest of New York City as a "Guido" stronghold.
by Anthony Brancato April 19, 2003
Get the Guido mug.A local of the NY/NJ area who's style seeks to emmulate one of the growing up Gotti kids. They prefer fake flashy jewelery,anything dolce and gabbana,armani, or tight and load their greasy heads with atleast 5 different hair products. They come in all different shades from Pale to Orange skin, love diesel,pumas,addidas, nike,kswiss,reebok, think they can beat everyone up and cant dance so they stay in one area and do multiple spins and fist pumps at the local clubs.
RAUL: Yo look at that herb with the sonic the hedge hog hair,diamond earing,yankee fitted, wife beater, and tan in the can complection.
TIM: OH THAT'S JUST SAL, SOME STUPID "GUIDO"
TIM: OH THAT'S JUST SAL, SOME STUPID "GUIDO"
by UKNOWWHO08 August 10, 2008
Get the GUIDO mug.The most vile people on earth. They most often live in New Jersey, Staten Island, or Brooklyn and come into New York for the purpose of crowding up clubs and being complete jackasses. Always wear at least a pound of grease in their hair, always have fake tans, walk around like they're big shit, and get drunk then try to pick fights with as many people as they can.
Guidos and their ilk can be known to inhabit such Manhattan clubs as Exit, Lotus, and Avalon, as well as many pizzeria/diner in Coney Island or South Jersey.
Guidos and their ilk can be known to inhabit such Manhattan clubs as Exit, Lotus, and Avalon, as well as many pizzeria/diner in Coney Island or South Jersey.
by rellybois March 14, 2005
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wear fake huge chains
embarrasment 2 italians
use hairgel like its water
have tapeups
wear colored contacts
invade clubs and mallsespecially diesel stores or armani exchange
pimp out there honda accords or jettas
blast techno music
OHH YEAHH && WHY DO GUIDOS ALWAYZ TEND 2 POSE EITHER WITH THEIR LIPS PUCKEREDwhich is rather gay OR THEY HAVE THEIR CHIN UP AS IF THEY ARE GOIN TO MESS U UP?
WE NEED 2 STOP THE PLAGUE OF GUIDOS WE MUST TRY AND WIPE THIS GROUP OUT
THEY NUMBER OF THEM ARE GROWING DAILY
THEY ARE INVADINGGG esPECIALLY MALLS
wear fake huge chains
embarrasment 2 italians
use hairgel like its water
have tapeups
wear colored contacts
invade clubs and mallsespecially diesel stores or armani exchange
pimp out there honda accords or jettas
blast techno music
OHH YEAHH && WHY DO GUIDOS ALWAYZ TEND 2 POSE EITHER WITH THEIR LIPS PUCKEREDwhich is rather gay OR THEY HAVE THEIR CHIN UP AS IF THEY ARE GOIN TO MESS U UP?
WE NEED 2 STOP THE PLAGUE OF GUIDOS WE MUST TRY AND WIPE THIS GROUP OUT
THEY NUMBER OF THEM ARE GROWING DAILY
THEY ARE INVADINGGG esPECIALLY MALLS
by iTaLiaNxgUrL November 2, 2006
Get the guido mug.1. an insult to anybody who is actually Italian.
2. over tanned, hair crazed, big chested morons who drive shitty cars with rims that cost more than the car does.
3. Dress like complete jerk offs in a vain attempt to look cool and still go to clubs long after they should.
2. over tanned, hair crazed, big chested morons who drive shitty cars with rims that cost more than the car does.
3. Dress like complete jerk offs in a vain attempt to look cool and still go to clubs long after they should.
Guido: Hey, look at me, I'm Italian!!
Real Italian: Shut the hell up, you wannabe. (Proceeds to beat the piss out of loud mouth Guido wih baseball bat).
Real Italian: Shut the hell up, you wannabe. (Proceeds to beat the piss out of loud mouth Guido wih baseball bat).
by Cowboyssuck August 31, 2010
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