Grumpin

(verb) The act of vigorously passing a particularly stubborn bowel movement. Usually involves grunting and the straining of one's sphincter. See also: Constipation

I hate when I'm in the bathroom at work and someone is grumpin' out a gnarly deuce. Gross...

by SneakyMe September 2, 2011

grumpster

Another meaning for taking a dump.

Man I got to go take a grumpster.

by Clay Longfellow December 28, 2007

Grumpet

A Grumpet is a young lady. She is born in the year of 1993. She is a writer and webdesigner.

I'd give you her websites and shit, but I can't fucking advertise on this website.

'Hey, do you know Grumpet?'

'Who doesn't, foo'!'

by Ouglaboogla July 30, 2006

grumpish

Official language of Scooba and Shagga, the grumpy dogs.

Grump grump grump grump grump.

by Fatta June 28, 2004

grumpyitus

disease in which someone is grumpy an someone else tries to cheer them up but in doin so they get the disease passed onto them from the first person someone leavin the first person happy again an the second very grumpy

phil is very grumpy, beki tries to find out why an cheer him up a bit, in doin so he happily passes on his grumpyitus leavin her feelin very grumpy an him feelin better an a bit too smug!!!

by crazibeki March 23, 2007

grupitolift

the word with which to win Scrabble when you can't really play Scrabble.

Denise manned up and used the word grupitolift as a last ditch attempt to win.

by asdfhaacademiesatenglewood March 22, 2009

grumpstrated

When a female (usually in her thirties) displays in a grumpy manner her frustration over the lack of single men.

I knew I had made a mistake bringing up my new boyfriend as Sally became visibly grumpstrated.

by ngngsoftorg May 9, 2011