grubstitute

Substituting one food item for another.

I would like to grubstitute the fries for a salad please.

by junkfinder September 4, 2017

Gruesome Jester

The act of inserting bells into the vagina whilst pouring an assortment of cool colored paint onto a persons body, and then proceeding to insert a penis into the vagina. Creating a colorful and noisy mess.

Yo dude! Did you hear how she got the Gruesome Jester last night?

by Grogwithahog August 24, 2022

grubs

one who comes to the olive garden only for the free salad and bread sticks and complains so much that they stop the order; when the bill comes for dinner he will wait till theres change and take out more then he put in; is known to order only water cause of the cost; cheap

How are we short, Tony took all the fives again

by Big-T November 5, 2004

Grubed

v. 1) The act of getting extremely intoxicated instead of doing work or before tests.
2) The act of fucking up on tests and not doing work.

After failing a test, he decided to get grubed and drank a bottle of gin which led to booting and falling off the porch.
After nobody could find him since he skipped all his classes, people found him all grubed up in his room.

by Snax April 18, 2004

Grunes

Very loud lip smacking.

He chewed like grunes.

by jafyats August 16, 2006

Gruesome Duo

Usually referring to twins in TV shows, anime, books, manga, or in other forms of media, where their main job, or adjective is making everyone else life miserable.

The twins in Ouran Host Club are a gruesome duo.

by Carolyn Rodriguez December 16, 2007

the myth of liebe grube

a cheap picture taken in a studio somewhere in the south of france, liebe grube is a mysterious woman that sends post-cards to people claiming to be their "little cousin sarah." once, when liebe grube's photo was scanned into a duel printer-scanner-fax machine, she continued making copies of herself until the machine was unhooked and rebooted.

local myth attributes the curse of liebe grube to the murder of a young girl by her rabies ridden cat named hazel.

susie could not go to sleep because the myth of liebe grube her mommy told her made her worry about wetting the bed.

by witn June 23, 2006