white knuckled growler

An unfortunately large dump. Just to pass the brown babe you animaliscally growl and must grab on to the counter/handicapped rails/ your consciousness so tight and the pain causes your knuckles turn white. That rhymes.

"Hey Cindy, did you pick up a date last night? Why are you walking so funny?"

"Joke's on you Julie. I just took a white knuckled growler in your bathroom"

In unison : "ROOMMATES FOR LIFE"

by shoffnee October 9, 2014

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Growler

To experience or unleash an intense bowel movement. To leave a large quantity of waste into a toilet.

Steve: I can't believe how many beers I had last night
Brad: Sounds like you had a good time
Steve: Last night was great but now I have to go take a fuckin growler.

by BM136 August 30, 2010

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chase a growler to the ocean

take a dump

I've got to go chase a growler to the ocean

by bdub December 25, 2003

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Porcelain Growler

A long lasting and highly audible defecation induced by excess ingestion of vegetable and fruit matter, particularly the fiber content.

Example: I ate a whole bag of frozen blueberries, and ended up taking a mean porcelain growler that left me raw and shaking in the bathroom.

I ate too many blueberries, and had to take such a mean porcelain growler that my coworkers heard it in the communal kitchen.

by Asher327 January 7, 2015

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growler

a guy who growls & grunts when you fuck him.

exhibited by guys at the more masculine end of the spectrum, as distinct from squealers.

aw man, i fucked this guy last night, he was such a growler i had to press his head into the pillow & fuck 'im harder so the neighbours couldn't hear him.

by hornygayskater July 19, 2010

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