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grave jumper

A person or animal that steals your seat as soon as you leave it.
That cat is a total grave jumper.
grave jumper by LizardQueen. April 12, 2020

Grave bang 

When you dig up a body and proceed to skull fuck it
"i totally just had an awesome grave bang with your grandma"-George
"your late mom was an excellent grave bang"

grave crime 

a very serious crime for which a person will normally be sent to the Crown Court for trial e.g., robbery, murder or indecent assault
'The Korean Central News Agency said... that the court found the two US Journalist women guilty of committing an unspecified "grave crime" and illegally crossing into North Korea.'
grave crime by Sharp12 June 8, 2009

Grave Mongler 

A Grave Mongler involves two parts: The "Jumper" and the "Mongler"

Once a fresh grave is chosen, remove the body, and designate one person to be the jumper and the other the mongler.

The Jumper will jump on the deceased's stomach, while the mongler waits at either the vagina or anus for the bodily fluids to emerge.
Since I'm a Grave Mongler, I'd like to Mongle that ginger-kid's mom.
Grave Mongler by Kitty696968 February 17, 2009

grave-rocker

Person who dates a considerably older person for monetary gain and/or status.
Anna Nicole Smith was a total grave-rocker chasing after Old Man Marshall.
grave-rocker by Guinness08 November 25, 2009

Grave Robber 

A man who consistently dates woman likely to die childless in order to avoid dating a woman fit for motherhood, and the responsibility therein.
John could get any girl he wants; but, over the last three years, John has dated different mentally unstable woman at a rate of one per year. John, would never wed or impregnate these woman on a clear mind. The reason John dates these woman is because it allows him to avoid the responsibility of dating a woman of high caliber. He takes pussy from girls destined for the grave, thus John is a Grave Robber.
Grave Robber by CROCROCROCRO September 30, 2011