grasky

1) an interfering mother, trying to guess the amount of alcohol her teenage daughter has consumed the previous night.

2)stringy part of a beef roast.

1) "MOTHER: What did you girls drink last night?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Black douglas
MOTHER: With coke?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: no..
MOTHER: STRAIGHT?!?!?!
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: nooooo. With coke (:
MOTHER: As if.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: You know, in a can.
MOTHER: Ohhh. How many.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Two.
MOTHER: EACH?!!?
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: nooo. To share (:
MOTHER: Gosh, that's quite a lot of alcohol between you.
TEENAGE DAUGHTER: Shut up mum, you grasky little biatch."

(in fact, teenage daughter has single handedly consumed a bottle of black douglas, straight, along with numerous other alcoholic beverages)

2) "EWWWW, DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR GRASKY HANDS. WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT EATING ALL THOSE STRINGY BEEF ROASTS?!"

by ABHAN October 11, 2007

graduation jollies

The feeling of complete and utter euphoria brought on by graduating from college. Often elicits bouts of binge drinking, screaming, fist-pumping and general insanity.

When I got out of my last final exam as a college student, I felt the weight of the world lifted off my shoulders. It was as if I had been finally set free from a lifetime of servitude. I started sprinting through campus just for the hell of it. When I got home I ate a whole tub of ice cream, downed three bottles of whiskey, and then slept for three straight days. I didn't realize it at the time, but apparently I had contracted an acute case of graduation jollies.

by wxflurry December 11, 2013

Gråmus

Ordet "gråmus" bruker man hvis man ikke har hatt sex på lenge, at musa begynner å bli støvete.

Jente : Jeg har ikke hatt sex på så lenge
Gutt: Da begynner du å få en gråmus

by urbanguy04 January 13, 2022

Mardi Gras in Mecca

Something that will never happen.

You will win the lotto when they have Mardi Gras in Mecca

by boz74 March 23, 2011

show your bra after mardi gras

The day after Mardi Gras instead of showing your boobs you show your bra.

Hey! What’s your bra color? Show your bra after Mardi Gras!

by Sarah Olson February 14, 2018

mardi gras

Mardi Gras is French for "Fat Tuesday" Originally created in Mobile, Alabama but now made into amazing shit by New Orleans, Louisiana. Although Mardi Gras Day is the big day of celebration it is the days, or should we say nights, that are really celebrated. Random hookups, exposures of oneself, and complete and total memory loss and lack of judgement occur on these wondeful nights.

Only during Mardi Gras will you see a 12 year old smoking weed and a 10 year old drinking beer. BUt only in New Orleans are people actually use to it.

by allison March 31, 2005

Graduation

Is basically the word for free money pouring out of ever orphus of your body, that is if you play your cards right.

"Yeah, so tomorrow is graduation.."
"Oh really? Wow, here's $50."

by Hottia. May 19, 2009