Rapping Granny's

Old ladies who like to get down. Usually on tv or at a carnival.

Yo! Yo! Yo! We're the rapping granny's and we're to say... (etc.)

by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2008

granny porn

pornography where an elderly woman partakes in one or many sexual acts with a younger man, usually a blow job or missionary position

Wow, I had no idea that Duffy's grandma was in granny porn. What a slut.

by Jason Finner October 13, 2008

Granny Hacker

When a elderly lady gets her internet taken off her by her ISP for downloading off limewire and then gives zero fucks and moves on to pirate bay.

"I got banned by my ISP, I've got to sign something saying I won't do it again"
*a month later*
"Seen this new the pirate bay thing, it's well good"

This my friends is a granny hacker

by Lord Mountevans December 9, 2016

Granny Smith

When you get out of an hour long bath with wrinkled fingers and have a wank so that it feels like you're being tossed off by a geriatric.

Guy 1: had a cracking Granny Smith last night

Guy 2: wasteman cuz

by Obi Wankanobi January 22, 2014

old granny

A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.

Damn man that old granny I banged felt so good!

by Gregory Stanton May 19, 2020

granny panties

A pair of underwear which are usually A) larger than the woman who wears them. B) Very stretchy and elastic. C) The best pair of undies you'll ever wear.

Most people frown upon them because, as we all know, the smaller your undies are, the cooler you are. But in terms of comfort and practicality they beat thongs by a mile or more.

I wear granny panties because I'd rather have baggy undies than a string in my ass.

by Misfit Toy November 25, 2007

GRANNY PIE

WHEN A YOUNG STUD HAS ONE WOMAN OVER 60 SITTING ON HIS FACE AND ANOTHER WOMAN OVER 60 ENTERING HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A STRAP ON DILDO.

BOY, LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING! I THOUGHT IT WOULD END WITH BINGO, BUT I WAS PLEASANTLEY SURPRISED, AFTER SCONES AND COFFEE, I ENDED UP SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRANNY PIE! I CAN NOW MARK THAT OFF MY BUCKET LIST!

by MERPPPPPPPPPPP December 3, 2013