Hijo De La Gran Puta

The same as hijo de puta but on a grand scale

Gringo: "Yo Quiero Taco Bell!!!"

Latino: " Mira este Hijo De La Gran Puta, Malparido!!!"

by Jim_mofo_Jones October 13, 2009

meghan gran dance

noun. dance in which hands are flat and open and arms are at 90 degree angles at chest level and hands "pulse" up and down regardless of the beat of the music.

even though heavy techno was playing and everyone was raving out, meghan gran was quietly doing the meghan gran dance which was totally different from what everyone else in the car doing.

you know meghan gran is in the zone when she busts out the meghan gran dance, she cant be stopped when she is in such an intense rage.

by meghan gran's lover June 23, 2009

yo gran a man

A quintillion times worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your sister a mister. Use at your own risk.

A: Your mom gay.
B: Your dad lesbian.
A: Your granny tranny. Checkmate!
B: *thinking*
B: Yo gran a man.
A: *windows xp shutdown sound*

by PancakeGD March 15, 2018

Hacked by gran

Someone that doesn't want do do anything fun or vagley dangerous

Darcey Man U hacked by gran ?

by Darcey harber November 5, 2016

Your Fit Gran

She is a fit old woman with saggy tits and ass

OMG your fit gran is over there

by fithonker November 17, 2018

Playing Gran Turismo

In short, "Playing Gran Turismo" refers to driving while high, or blazed, if you will. The effect of the weed gives one the impression that one is indeed playing the popular video game Gran Turismo.

Guy #1: Nice Bowl, bro.

Guy #2: Lets go cruising. I wanna go Playing Gran Turismo.

by Tokyo Tourer April 3, 2008

your gran

Old skool dissing. When your mum and your dad have been used, drop the bomb that is 'YOUR GRAN'!

Kid 1: Your mum
Kid 2: Your dad
Kid 1: Your gran
Kid 2: Your uncle
Kid 1: Your aunt
Kid 2: Your sister
Kid 1: Your brother
Kid 2: Your grandad
Kid 1: Your cousin
Kid 2: ...Your step-dad
Kid 1: What? Thats shit you dickhead!
Kid 2: ...Your mum!

by jiggaman May 6, 2005