Graffes

Someone that has lots of sex with milfs. He is rumored to release a movie entitled "Graffe The Documentary" but who knows. In order to become a Graffe you must have big boobs and give the best blow jobs and you will become a servent for Graffe. Many belie it's pernounced Graffe as if it was Graph but it's really G-raffe. Common mistake. Never leave him alone or he'll have sex with your sister.

Man I left my mom with Graffes and I ended up with a new brother.

by JustAPersonThatHatesGod February 5, 2014

gaffer

darwin's theory stated that human evolved from apes...gaffer evolved from grains cross breeded with coconuts.

gaffer is someone who f*ck*d your m*other.

by lord gaffer July 14, 2006

griffer

A griffer is someone who drives too slow in the left lane, and refuses to change lanes even after being passed and cut-off by AT LEAST eight cars. Griffers almost always drive 1992 Cadillac DeVilles.

Switch lanes or speed up griffer! What are you trying to prove anyway?

by Wes Moore May 22, 2008

Gaffer

Gafferadj. Originated in the time of Tupac and Notorious B.I.G. Is used as a slang insult or a sarcastic compliment. Substitutes for words such as fag,dick,ahole,c*ck head,gerk off ETC. Also can be pronounced as gaffah.

ey yo, you know dat gaffer over on da westside?

by Cal Jones October 23, 2007

Gaffer it up

When a FIT girl has an ugly face you put a bag on over her head and gaffer it up with gaffer tape to ensure one does not come to displeasure while fucking a fir bird due to the sight of her face.

Boy 1: See tat girl,
Boy 2: Yea, her face a bit ugly tho
Boy 1: gaffer it up, one time, i dont buisness.

by FantaMan-BRAHHHHH February 22, 2009

Graffeace

Graffeace is act vandalism, in which the participant takes dump in a highly inconsiderate location without permission of the property owner.

girl: "That Robbie is a serial Graffeace artist! Last night he took a dump on old man Thorns front door step. There was seriously Graffeaces all over the place!"

boy: "oh Word!"

by Robbie Sea August 14, 2009

Gaffersation

A long uninteresting converstion. Stems from having a conversation with an elderly member (Gaffer) of your family.

Pam: How did your date go?
Sue: We had a major gaffersation. I will not be seeing him again.

by Solaay April 28, 2010