Gretzsky

Similar to a hat trick, but involving ejaculation in three of a female's orifices in one sexual encounter. The common example would be ejaculation in a woman's mouth, anus, and vagina. Although many men can accomplish a hat trick, few have the skill to achieve the work of the Great One.

After sex, she was soaked; her mouth, ass, and pussy were full of cum. She had just been with a Gretzsky.

by 314inda517 March 1, 2009

graet

The opposite of great. It is quite terrible!

Cayla is a graet singer

by BerryBBensen666 January 12, 2017

gretzer

like truant someone who skives of school to do work like plumbing, tiling and especially roofing

Look at that geezer hes a proper gretzer!

by Hugh Janus February 7, 2004

wayne gretzky

When you bang a girl who hasn't showered for three periods. AKA Courtney Love.

When I was banging the lunch lady, she totally gave me a wayne gretzky.

by Brent C July 4, 2006

Gretzel

1. a short girl, usually of asian descent, who wears heels and is a total bitch

2. A shoeaholic and a shopaholic

1. OMG my cousin Gretzel is a total BITCH!!!

2. I'm such a Gretzel

by Bobby_Bouchet April 3, 2010

Gretz

To give someone a "gretz-ing" is to let someone know they are retarded/ or have done something that makes them look retarded. Based on a early 80's public service commercial featuring Wayne Greztsky and a mantally handicapped teenager.

Scratch the side of your head really fast like you have fleas and exclaim to the nearest stupid person "Gretz!"

by battlebran July 2, 2009

The Wayne Gretzky

The rules of THE WAYNE GRETZKY:
A must, have a buddy who plays hockey (THIS IS A MUST of authenticity purposes)

1) Your hockey playing buddy hides in the closet

2) You bang your girl on your bed, fucking hardcore style motherfucker!!!

3) Then your hockey playing buddy rushes out of the closet and proceedes to pumble the ever-living SHIT out of her

4) LOL cuz that shit is funny HAHAHAHAHA

Yo Bro, I did The Wayne Gretzky on my girl last night and ooy boy let me tell you was she ever mad. LOL

by Edgardo Daniel Sanchez December 20, 2010