nanny goatee

Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".

You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.

by wolfbait51 March 28, 2011

gluteolacunosity

Assholeness. The amount or degree of assholeness in a person.

A stern leader, he takes pride in his gluteolacunosity.

by corpusverbus January 6, 2010

thong goatee

hairs that stick out from a skanky girls underwear/bathing suit bottoms

guy 1: that girl was pretty hot
guy 2: no way man, she had a scraggley thong goatee.

by alfofspringfield August 14, 2008

gluteus laximus

a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus

Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!

by 2014_chiguy March 7, 2008

Gluten-Free Friend

A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.

We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.

by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

Gaute

Gaute is Cool, sexy hot and awesome, theese words describe Gaute, as they were, gods or emperors.

Gaute's was very common in the 60's but is very sheldon now in the 20th century.

"Oh man did you see that guy in that nissan nissan skyline, he had like playboy models with him!!?!"
"Yeah, he was totaly a Gaute".

by etuaG March 31, 2008

Gluteus Maximus

booty (-muscles)

"When my ocular organs located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude, my genitalia became erect."

(Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")

by Big Bap a.k.a. Tiny Tom May 16, 2018