goon

A term used to describe a person who studies chemical engineering.

Look at that goon Alex and his air-lift fermentor.

by ce2jrz May 8, 2005

goon

To ejaculate upon ones face, after a Blowjob, or a Bo Jangle.

Oh man, that Bo Jangle was great, I just gooned all over your face!

by Runean May 5, 2009

goon

some one who makes jokes that are disturbing and most despicable in the highest fashion. They are usually unintelligible by their irrevocable stupidity

random goon: "ever suck a dick you didn't like before?" me: "no, that dosen't make any sense." goon walks away to goonish friend. random goon: "hey this guy, i just asked him if he sucks dick and he was like I suck dick" goons walk away. me: "those guys are gay, GAY." buffoon lame-brain fathead

by straight as a nail. January 13, 2005

goon

Someone super goofy and cray; always doing silly things like climbing trees or painting themselves

"Do you see Nate over there with shades, shorts, and no shoes??"
"He's crazy! It's like forty degrees and cloudy!"
"He's such a goon!"

by ManagerSTATE October 10, 2012

goon

Unsociable or very quiet person or an ugly muppet who does ur head in!

That Scott Barton is such a goon!!!

by Carrie September 3, 2004

goon

a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".

Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.

Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!

Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!

Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.

by Dood987 October 11, 2011

goon

an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoever

That guy Vinny is a fucking goon.

by Vino October 11, 2006