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gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.
"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."
by RedMarker February 24, 2009
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goochenbaum

a loser that is obsessed with school and gooches; ajewish version of a gooch
stop studying for buff's quiz goochenbaum
by MK is gay June 10, 2010
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goochenater

it is when a man shoves a chop stick up his penis then drinks a lot of water till he has to pee the rips the chop stick out.
i just tried the goochenater it hurt like a mother fucker
by dom g goochi September 3, 2025
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Gooched

1. Recieving a kick up the gooch
2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad
"Mum, can u check my balls? I got badly gooched today"
"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"
"We gooched that photo good"
Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"
by ||tom|| December 11, 2008
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gooched

{goo-sh-td}
{goo-ch}

When a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. Similar to f@#%ed.

Can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.
"I tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched"

"Awwwwww..gooch"
by mau5fan March 3, 2009
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Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.
man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s
by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009
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Goochin it

The act of looking like you are in complete control yet have no idea what you are doing or what is going on around you whilst being scared shitless.
Dude, you got this?

Yea, man. I'm totally goochin it.
by Xanddori October 18, 2012
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