Gonk

A gonk is a gay slut

You gonk!

by Liezee April 30, 2021

Gonk

the act of sexual poking someones hole/s

im gonna gonk you

by tryzz August 1, 2021

Gonk

Valuable loot/treasure or gear, generally better or a higher tier piece equipment that you currently have equipped.

“Let’s drop at the military base, that’s where you find all the best gonk!”

by BandoBran August 1, 2021

Gonk

A term used to define when someone's balls fall out of their vagina.

"Don't you hate it when your balls fall out of your pussy? Call that a Gonk"

by MANCOW IN A COWS MAN BODY August 12, 2021

Gonk

A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising

'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'

by blue bakugan August 13, 2021

Gonk

A scottish word for blow job. Heard specifically in the scottish tv series 'chewin the fat'

Geez a gonk ya dobber

by Bigweecoolguy November 24, 2021

Gonk

Bruno Bundey

Omg beth got with bruno he’s such a gonk!

He/She is such a gonk

by jefhwiwhrhs37482819 November 12, 2022