the gruffudd

pronounced gruh-fawd. hair region above a man's penis.

named for the welsh actor ioan gruffudd (pronounced, yo-wan, griffith)

wow, i love hair. i love the gruffudd on that guy.
i hate hair, it's sweaty and gross

by synecdoche April 29, 2006

the gruffudd

a. triangle area of the man, involving the cock cuts downward.
this name comes from a mispronounciation, of the last name, of the welsh actor "ioan gruffudd" (correctly pronounced, yo-wahn, griffith see ioan gruffudd ) seen in a revealing shower/towel pose.
b. this phrase refers to the patch of pubic hair right above a man's penis.
c. sometimes confused with the davids.

i hate pubic hair; i dont like the gruffudd.

i like pubic hair; i like the gruffudd on that male model.

by zeugma May 8, 2006

guff

giving someone problems
aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight

by DayDay December 17, 2003

Guff-Up

When a situation or event is made into a big mistake, often resulting in serious consequences and could be considered a disaster.

He guffed up the server and lost all the users data, this is what you would call a Guff-Up

by J Dalley-Nee May 25, 2010

Gruffin

someone who arrives at your house at 2:30 am to pass out 2 minutes later in an awkward position while watching Creepshow2

gruffin: yo ld can i come to your house?
ld: no
gruffin: do you want me kiss you?

by cgriff88 March 22, 2009

Gruffunkle

-Noun; {gruf-funkle}
A dirty and often smelly piece of toast. Sometimes found with leftover breakfast or under your bed.

While cleaning his room:

Charles: "eww, i just found a nasty piece of gruffunkle under my bed! and there's hair on it..."

by cupcaker. December 1, 2010

Guffhole

Another word for someone's anus that has been repetitively used for expelling bodily gasses, ie guffhole

Matthew has one stinky guffhole

by fartfaceno1 June 6, 2015