Gooch Bugs

The stubborn parasitical like organisms which hatch from the clustered gooch eggs between ones anus and goolies.

They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.

'As Maqsood unrolled his best but tattered and decaying prayer matt, he was dehumanised and robbed of his senses by the fogging blizzard of gooch bugs. Hatched, unhatched and deceased'.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

Hot Gooch

When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.

Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.

I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.

The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.

by Dick Onchin December 5, 2020

Gorilla Grip Gooch

Gorilla grip gooch( GGG): meaning that gooch that holds on and stays there.

Person 1: Yo have you seen Fahra’s Gorilla Grip Gooch?

Person 2: Yeah, it’s crazy.

by jmaddock September 28, 2020

Wet Gooch

Used to describe someone who is extremely awesome or Tom Selleck-like

James is so awesome, he has a wet gooch

by atlblac November 30, 2010

Lady gooch

The area between the back of the vagina and the anus.

And then I went too deep and licked her lady gooch.

by Gooch groto July 23, 2016

goochsmooch

a smooch of the gooch(area between balls
and ass)

that was a great goochsmooch

by kggggg666 December 25, 2008

gooch milk

when one does not shower for a long period of time and their gooch sweats alot producing a creamy and moist substance

hey Zach i haven't showered today and i just worked out, smell my gooch milk.

by johnnyvegas123 July 25, 2010