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China Glivens

THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better than your fave in every way
China glivens? Oh my god! She's so amazing, everyday I wish and prayto be that amazing!!
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Gooch Glide

The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.
Derek: Smell my fingers
Gary: Where the fuck have they been?
Derek: Gooch glide
by wanker Jord January 22, 2008
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glupek

"a dummy; a stupid person" (from the Polish language)
He's such a glupek!
by Bob Zajdel February 15, 2004
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Gliese 581 G

The only planet we know of outside of Earth that is is the habitable or 'goldilocks' zone, which means that if atmospheric and surface conditions are good enough, there's a good chance we've found aliens.
Nerd: Dude, have you heard of Gliese 581 G?

Neurotypical: No. No I haven't.
by fishtacodelux February 28, 2011
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sugar glider

An adorable flying mammal found in southern Autralia and parts of Indonesia. Most people mistake it for a flying squirrel, but it is actually a relative of the opossum. Suagr gliders are steel grey with black stripes, and grow to be no bigger than that of the average squirrel. Suggies are very social and loveable creatures and live longer in captivity than in the wild. They love to climb on things, like little hanging toys and nets on the ceiling. And in their world, there's never too many toys! ^^
I am soon going to be the proud owner of a sugar glider named Erebus. :D
by SugarGliderAndLinkinParkLover December 28, 2005
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Red Glide X level 9

When a morbidly obese woman with thighs covered in cellulite uses an extra small tampon and it slides out and ramps off the cellulite into a guys eye, which in turn causes him to vomit on her pubic area, and after the tampon a deoderant stick flies out covered in crabs and his the guy in the balls, giving him crabs that bite him then inturn he jumps and steps on the womans massive single boob which explodes abcess puss all over the world, which drowns and Al Gore makes a documentary of it including the 2girls1cup video to explain everything from your baby's daddy to juniors syphallis.
Dude, I just got to red glide x level 9
by Biccc April 20, 2008
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Glide In

A street side parking space that has enough room in advance of the intended spot, so that one can simply glide into the space, without the necessity of parallel parking or jumping the curb (not good for vehicles with CV joints, but done regularly, nevertheless). The more vacant spots in advance of the target spot, the better.
Stoners, the morbidly obese and people over 50, will cruise endlessly for glide in spots. It is rumored that the last glide in parking space in Manhattan was spotted sometime around 1935.

And for the really serious parker, there is the Super Glide In. (Which is a Glide In combined with a Glide Out.)
by miker2001 December 29, 2009
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