Glasgow Celtic

Not actually the correct name for Celtic FC or The Celtic Football Club (pronounced seltik)

Stupid halfwit bastards who follow some other scummy team like to group Celtic together by adding Glasgow before the name, unfortunately they have failed.

In fact you will see in the other definition that they call Celtic their 'sisters'. We would hate to be related to you inbred bastards.

And the hypocrisy in the statement of calling celtic supporters sectarianism is just immense.

Rangers fan: How are the Glasgow Celtic doing then?

Celtic fan: *slap*

by Rolando123 February 11, 2009

Glasgow Grin

A permanent way to turn that frown upside down; take your depressive/emo/irritating bastard, shove a credit card or similar object into his gob so that it separates his jaws, and carve two curving lines from each edge of his mouth to as close to his ears as you can get without cutting into bone. The results will put a smile on every dial. Especially the staff at the emergency ward.

'Turn that Fall Out Boy crap off before I give you a Glasgow Grin!'

by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009

Glasgow University

A University which Glaswegians are too dumb to get into. It is often full of Tory lads that eat kettle crisps and listen to dreadful music such as Sam Fender and the Coldplay and believe they are interesting but really everyone thinks you’re a dick

Marcus: I go to the Glasgow University

Ian: OK Tory!

by Allan Barnes December 28, 2020

glasgow kiss

a headbutt to the lumpy bit on the nose, shattering it instantly.

g'here noo ya proddie, hun bast'rd ye! im gonna gee ya the fuckin kiss!

by ciaran February 12, 2004

Glasgow Briefcase

A glasgow briefcase is another name for a plastic bag. Cos they can't afford to buy leather goods so they carry their shit in a plastic bag.

Look at his glasgow briefcase, it's one of those designer Asda ones

by pink chris August 09, 2004

glasgow rolex

An electronic ankle monitor used to track people who have violated certain laws

Used by Susie McCabe on the show Frankie Boyle's New World Order S6 E01

-- Added by @Kirwinia on Twitter

I mean, you call it an ankle tag, in Scotland we call that a Glasgow Rolex.

by Juniper System October 26, 2022

Glasgow Kosher

Slaughtering animals after kosher/halal procedures by headbutting them.

Oy, Brian, it's the only kosher was to get a steak these days. Just smash yer skull against it. That's a Glasgow Kosher for yer.

by disguys June 28, 2011