12 gauge facelift 

When you blow someone's head apart with a shotgun, mainly by shooting them from under the jaw.

If he watches me and her fuck one more time, I'll give him a 12 gauge facelift.

12 gauge facelift by The Annonomys December 13, 2013

O Gauge 

A size of toy or model electric train. O is the size, and gauge refers to the distance between the outer rails. The gauge of the O train is 1 and 1/4 inches. The most prolific maker was Lionel. O gauge also refers to the basic curve of Lionel trains, that being 31 inches in diameter.

We have an O gauge model railway in the basement.

Lionel makes O Gauge, which is larger than H.O.

O Gauge by Tom from the Shore December 12, 2007

BABE GAUGE 

The BABE GAUGE is the process or system used to rate a female on a 1-10 point scale to determine beauty. Points are divided into 4 specific areas and a total is achieved by adding the points to gauge the beauty of a woman according to her attributes, features, and/or attitude.

- The first THREE point set is used to rate a woman from the top of her head to the top of her shoulders. (from zero to three)

- The second THREE point set is used to rate a woman from the top of her shoulders to the top of her hips. (from zero to three)

- The third THREE point set is used to rate a woman from the top of her hips to the bottom of her feet. (from zero to three)

- The final ONE point is used at the discreation of the person rating the woman. This point can be awarded for attitude or for that attractive attribute that you just cant put your finger on. It is awarded or withheld at your discretion. (from zero to one)

Any and all points are awarded or witheld according to your personal preferences. BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.

Once you have awarded points to each of the aforementioned sections, simply add them together to get a complete and accurate beauty rating.

Half points, veriations, and modifications to the Babe Guage are done according to personal preferences to suit your needs and desires. MAKE IT WORK FOR YOU!

Lets use the BABE GAUGE to rate your Mom. Nice hair, pretty face, lazy eye, and great smile. I'd say shes a 2 on top. She has a fit tight stomach, healthy chest and a rather nice tan. I'd give her a 3 on the mid section. She has a large butt, skinny legs, and pretty nasty feet. I'd give her a 1 on the bottom. Shes got a great personality, but she thinks shes better looking than she really is so I withhold any other points. Your mom is a 6. Not Bad!.......Not goood, but still not bad.

BABE GAUGE by Bubbacop February 18, 2009

Pre-Gauge 

1. A prank that tests one's friendship to the absolute limit without actually destroying said friendship. In reality, it strengthens it. Occurs before a post-gauge.

"I was going to kill my friend after he told my mom that I was on acid, but now that I think about it, that was a really good pre-gauge."

Pre-Gauge by OUtlET December 27, 2005

pegging the gauge 

All systems wound up beyond the safe limit; literally, the needle on an analog dial has gone right round the dial, so far round that it's hit the peg marking the Zero poistion from the back.

Also known as redlining.

"I got the job done, but I was pegging the gauge by the end."

pegging the gauge by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007

Ear gauge 

Those massive holes in peoples' ear lobes after getting them stretched to the size of their fist practically. They're pretty gross but some people think they're cool...although I think they're mentally ill.

Guy 1: OMG what is that THING in your ear?

Guy 2: its an ear gauge. Basically a massive gaping hole in my ear.

Guy 1: Eww *runs away*

Ear gauge by HellzAngeL13 July 31, 2009

Twelve Gauge Party

to create a massive amount of violence and proceed to call it a "party". This word was coined by the boy, CJ Flis.

CJ: "I'm gonna have a party... with a 12 Gauge Shotgun!"

Twelve Gauge Party by Adam Comitz October 6, 2004