Gabe Lewis

A Gabe Lewis (Full Name: Gabriel Susan Lewis) is a tall, skinny excuse for a man who have a horror movie fetish and is the worst boyfriend ever. Uses terms to describe his significant other as "exquisite". Works for Dunder Mifflin Sabre alternating between corporate and the Scranton Branch, though neither want him there. A kiss ass to every boss he's ever had. His most recent girlfriend Erin Hannon told him she doesn't like having sex because it feels like getting attacked by skeleton. The only way he exercises is by "stretching his pelvic bowl". Other alias' :
Gay Bastard
Skeleton Man
The Toilet

"I bet Gabe Lewis's parents wanted him to be a girl"

by Smallvillelover102 October 17, 2019

gabe recht-appel

Gang banger associatied with the bloods. tends to be seen wearing duck billed hoodies and bapes. A social and school dropout. Friends with a blood in denver. Very funny. Cotton Eye Joe. Acts on instinct and doesn't really listen to people. Sawwwy Chawwwwy. Sucks the dick at fifa street. Hella funny lookin legs.
Traits/Characteristics of a gang member:
Unskilled
Untrained
Unemployed
Uneducated
Frequently members of minorities
Possess little or no power or prestige in their communities
Lower to mid-socio economic classes
Multiple family problems
Frequently from single-parent homes; many times the family exists on welfare
No parental supervision exists during the days or evenings
Little or no parental affection or inspiration to seek higher goals and/or values
Constantly exposed to deplorable lifestyles and conditions
Constant conflict with other people (frequently surfacing at the school level)
Exposed to violence and street crime
Do not recognize the middle-class value of education
Do not recognize the importance for future success and status
Street-wise and street-smart
Previous official contact with the police
Will (by the age of 15 years) be social and school dropouts

You is a bitch, i throw you in a cotton eye joe! Gabe recht-appel smells.

by Gabe Recht-Appel May 12, 2007

Gaberino

The perfect life partner ; perfection

Frank: You're so funny, intelligent and beautiful.
Jessie: Thank you my love
Frank: You're my Gaberino
Jessie: siempre

by Linkink805 September 28, 2018

Gabe Bondoc

The best singer/guitarist/singwriter/nerd in the world, EVER.

Gabe Bondoc is so hott.

by Lex(: April 19, 2009

Pulled a Gabe

(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.

Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."

by girlgabe April 3, 2013

pulling a gabe

To put forth a long list of excuses after loosing a game of table tennis.

Stop it with the excuses man, you're "pulling a gabe"

by Mike Beardman September 1, 2014

Gabe

Sickest name in the world,, perfect in every way. There are few names that can match the greatness of gabe, and none that can surpass it. People named Gabe or Gabriel are ridiculously sexy, athletic, genius, and well rounded individuals. Most cant even handle the pure awe of being around gabes. Theres no simpler way to put it, gabes are incredible in all aspects and there is no higher honor than being named Gabe.

"Dont you just want to faint whenever you see Gabe?"
"I cant wait to see Gabe, he's so awesome!"
"Gabe is so cute! I totaly have a crush on him :P"

by cyanide! November 27, 2012