Fump

When a man gets a sex change and has his penis turned inside out, But later after the surgery he gets and erection and if shoots back out into a penis again.

Oh shit guys turn that porn off or I'm gonna Fump!

That guy was gonna fuck me but when i saw his hot body i fumped and he left

Sometimes i put puke in my mangina and watch porn till i fump and shoot puke all over the place!

by Drewster UHHH January 11, 2008

fump

combo of fuck and hump

I'd fump her!

by Mike March 12, 2004

Fump It

Definition-Fucking Hump IT

Background- The telephone Pole!

i need to fump her

go fump it. i know its a dog but who cares

by BLAH June 29, 2004

fumaholic

A person who is pissed-off at another for consuming alcohol and getting inibriated whereby ignoring this person's pleas to go home.

"Nicolettes' mother became a 'fumaholic' when Nicolette refused to leave the bar and go home."

by Pammela September 17, 2008

Fumped

To be dumped (relationship) through the social networking platform "Facebook"

Person A notifying Person B that they no longer wish to remain in a relationship using FACEBOOK as a method of communicating the message. Being dumped on Facebook or Fumped for short.

by JonORourke May 16, 2009

Fumpter

What a girl gets after having sex when her vagina and asshole become one

Man, that's the smelliest fumpter i've ever seen.

by Tylerticklefingers January 9, 2011

fmph

fuckin miles per hour

"Highway 7 isn't that bad this morning, why are we only going 38 fmph? This sucks!

by globalwannabe March 24, 2011