Flog-ur-Log

To beat the penis very hard

Where u goin....to flog ur log?

by me October 21, 2003

Penile Flogging

The act of hitting someone with a penis.

He gave her face a penile flogging.

by Countlevula October 1, 2011

flogging the dolphin

to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out

Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin

by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 6, 2011

Flog the Dolphin

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008

flogjob

when your ballsack is so saggy that when you sit on the toilet your balls bob above the water like little booeys and when you go to flush they get sucked down and you're stuck.

"Holy shit man, i just got flogjobbed!"

by missbitch;] January 7, 2010

Flogging Molly

The Greatest band in the world, they have the best combinations of instrumensts ever. If you havent ever heard these guys play.....you havent lived. Do yourself a favor and download one of their songs.....like....Devil Dance Floor.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Flogging the Log

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy flogging the log!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007