fuzzy dice rule

When you have sex in your car, you're allowed to hang dice in the mirror

Troy earned his fuzzy dice already. It's the fuzzy dice rule

by Pooperstoopr August 30, 2017

fuzzy nuts

Also known as "the man in the corner office". Often refering to the highest ranking exec. or decision maker.

Let me go ask ol' fuzzy nuts if we can get off of work early.

by Nalga November 30, 2004

fuzzy hands

Pertains to a human or animal with extremities located at the end their arms which have a frizzy, fluffy, or frayed texture and appearance.

Monkey: Why are you so interested in my fuzzy hands??

by Monkey.Boy July 31, 2011

Fuzzy Tractor

when you are having gay sex with or on top of a big, hairy naked man, and as you climax, you donkey punch him REALLY hard...and then while you are still inside him, you ride his unconscious body down a ski slope, or the closest flight of stairs.

DUDE, when you fuzzy tractor'd your boyfriend yesterday, he went out the door! is he okay??

by herkaderka February 23, 2011

fuzzy bear trap

when a female sits on your face with your nose in her vagina and procedes to fart in your mouth

i farted on my girlfriend yestarday and woke up to her in the middle of giving me a fuzzy bear trap

by TimboSlice89 May 6, 2011

fuzzy snowball

A hairy ballsack that is delightfully sprinkled in dandruff like sprinkles on ice cream it will make girls soak their panties

"Have you seen his fuzzy snowballs they made me so wet!"

by Jakewiththelongsnake February 22, 2014

Fuzzy Monkey

A sexual position in which the man hangs from a tree upside down by his dick, while being sucked off by an entity (preferably a monkey)in the tree and also eating out a female on the ground level.

"God, my ex-gf was sooooo boring she wouldn't do a fuzzy monkey with me!"

by bitchbag42069696969 February 22, 2019