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Freetard

Someone who engages in stupidity of their own free will. Unlike classic “retards”, these people at least have the mental capacity of normal people, yet unexplainably still choose to do dumb fuck things.
Shaun is a such a fucking freetard.
by londonc July 23, 2008
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dude, yo clothes make u look like a freetard
by mattytatateyo November 4, 2003
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Freetart

It's a word, almost like retard but it's not really as offensive.
CASIE IS THE BIGGEST FREETART EVER!!!!!!!

GOD CASIE YOUR SO FREETARTED!!!!!!!!!
by Amanda :]] June 24, 2008
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Freetard

A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.
I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.
by Mean Machine April 3, 2003
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A retard who is empowered by the knowledge of his/her own retardation.
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ie: You, motherfucker, are confined by your own social expectancies and hang-ups, whereas I am freetarded! S0 there.
by freekydeeky March 26, 2007
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Free Range Retard - An insanely stupid person who has been allowed to exist within mainstream society, often ignorant of their condition
The driver in the right hand lane decides to cut off 4 lanes of traffic and turn left at the intersection

guy 1 - "hey don't you hate that guy who always asks about exactly what the prof just said"
guy 2 - "Yah someone let him out"
guy 1 - "Absolutely...he's a real freetard"
by snowflake50 September 14, 2012
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The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.
When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.
by mrgerbek December 29, 2009
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