the same shit tactics used by Tuchel, Allegri, Simeone, etc.
basically, a 10-0-0, park the bus, defense-only tactic. why should your attackers do what they always do? when they can just be extra CBs and defend
basically, a 10-0-0, park the bus, defense-only tactic. why should your attackers do what they always do? when they can just be extra CBs and defend
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Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.
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Ultimate death football is an alternative to normal tackle football. The game is played on a concrete field instead of grass and the players use no pads or protection of any kind. Each time blood is drawn, the other team gets a ten yard penalty in their favor. Therefore, if a player on the offense is tackled and scrapes his knee, they lose ten yards, but if a defensive player gets knocked down and scrapes his knee, the offense gains ten yards. Take note however that the intention of the game is not to make people bleed. Just like normal football, the object is to get points. The rest of the normal tackle football rules apply.
Jonah: Woah dude; why's all the skin on your face gone?
Kilpatrick: Oh man, I just lost in a game of ultimate death football. You wanna play?
Jonah: Sure!
Kilpatrick: Oh man, I just lost in a game of ultimate death football. You wanna play?
Jonah: Sure!
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Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.
I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.
Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.
I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.
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Person 1: yes! holy shit! miles austin caught another touchdown pass!
Person 2: dude... your a giants fan
Person 3: nahhh hes just a fantasy football fan
Person 2: dude... your a giants fan
Person 3: nahhh hes just a fantasy football fan
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Get the fantasy football fan mug.1. The agonizing mental process of accepting that football season is finally over.
This serious mental disorder afflicts millions of Americans every year, usually in the second week of February. Effective therapy is not available until the following August, at the earliest.
2. A crisis in the national spirit that is mitigated (only slightly) by the arrival of March Madness -- the NCAA basketball tournament.
3. The realization that life as we know it has ended, at least for six torturously long months.
4. Proof that Arena Football will never take the place of the real thing.
This serious mental disorder afflicts millions of Americans every year, usually in the second week of February. Effective therapy is not available until the following August, at the earliest.
2. A crisis in the national spirit that is mitigated (only slightly) by the arrival of March Madness -- the NCAA basketball tournament.
3. The realization that life as we know it has ended, at least for six torturously long months.
4. Proof that Arena Football will never take the place of the real thing.
Hank was hospitalized on February 12 with severe anxiety and chest pain. Following a series of CAT scans at the Mayo Clinic, he was diagnozed with Football Withdrawal Syndrome (FWS). May God have mercy on his soul.
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