fnork

The sound produced when two elephants, joined at the trunk sneeze simultaneously

n. A Low to high-pitched, irritating screech.
v. fnorked, fnorking, fnorks
v.tr. To utter in or as if in a fnork.
v.intr. To cry out in a low to high-pitched, strident voice.

The entire zoo shook when Gerald and Phyllisity sneezed while exchanging a peanut via thier trunks producing an ear shattering fnork, which sent thirteen people to the hospital with damaged eardrums, and generated a $1700.34 veterinarians bill to extract a peanut (in the shell) from the tear duct in Gerald’s left eye.

by MetLab Bob May 26, 2006

Alaska funk fork

When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum

Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhh oooooo November 10, 2018

fork

a utensil used for either eating or stabbing people with

i ate that bitch with my fork

by Tiffany December 6, 2003

sex fork

A name given to the after sex male urine stream. After having sex, with a partner or without, a man's urine stream is completely unpredictable often shooting out in 2 or more directions and often away from the intended target. First coined by the Staff at Davincifox.com

Dude, i didn't realize i had a sex fork goin, and i ended up pissing all over the shower curtain and filling up half of the garbage can at my grandmother's house.....There was Piss evvvvvvvvverywheeeere!!!!

by Davinci Fox December 15, 2009

operation fork

While a popular YouTuber, Tommyinnit, was streaming with a very unpopular YouTuber named Dream, Dream’s younger sister Drista was told to stab Dream with a fork. She did as she was told and now the mcyt fandom goes to “operation fork” when they spot something the fandom as a whole does not like.

*dream x addison*

“Operation Fork is a go”

by RustyCheese February 10, 2021

fork it over

To hand something off to another person, usually used when an item is being confiscated or something is owed.

You: "What seems to be the problem, officer?"
Cop: "Speeding, you idiot!"
You: "I don't think so, I was going the speed limit."
Cop: "Yeah...um...well...that box of Krispy Kremes! You have drugs in there, don't you?"
You: "Uh...no."
Cop: "Stop being a smartass! Fork it over!"
(Cop ravenously scarfs down all 12 donuts)
Cop: "Nope, no drugs. Sorry to bother you. Have a nice day."
(Cop pulls into Dunkin' Donuts for a second helping)

by Nick D July 19, 2004

Fork

Something you don't need to be going around threatening to stab somebody with. A fork is used for eating food, and a person should have no reason to think of a fork as anything more than an eating utensil.

The guy who uses a fork to eat and not to make threats is the guy who should be left alone. The guy who uses a fork as an example of something he might do is the guy who needs his fork taken from him until he knows how to use a goddamn fork, or when to joke and when not to.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018