What it fondue

1) Different version of "what it do".

What it fondue my bitches?

by TheTone August 28, 2010

Chocolate Fondue

The sexual act of giving the 'reciever' laxatives, then engaging in anal sex. Once the laxatives have kicked in and caused diarrhoea, the 'reciever' shits all over the 'giver's' penis.

I just Chocolate Fondue'd my wife. it was messy stuff.

by Francis Oregano September 25, 2009

Columbus Cherry Fondue

When a male biped defecates upon the mammary glands of a female biped of the same species. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum and testicles into the fresh feces . The male biped then continues to place his feces covered scrotum and testicles into the females oral cavity forcing her to masticate upon the fresh testicles and feces.

Dude, my girlfriend got really mad at me during sex last night and she started yelling at me. She told me to Columbus Cherry Fondue her. I didn't know what that meant so I just took a shit on her chest, dipped my balls in it and then made her suck on them. That shut her up.

by buckylarson69 September 25, 2011

Freeburg Fondue

The act of filling your a woman's anus with hot cheese or chocolate before inserting your penis. The woman then licks the yummy coating off until both parties are satisfied.

That girl is way to skinny, I think she needs some Freeburg Fondue!

by Emil PB September 29, 2006

fouque

derrived from the french word feauxpas...fouque is major social blunder that is graded on a scale from 1 - 10. fouque is used when a drunk man cannot pronounce feauxpas

Dude, u spilled my beer...Fouque...

by Dusty and muthafuckin ryan November 25, 2005

Foqueasy

A video game player who believes them self to be extremely good despite in fact being a rather bad player. Often applies to online first person shooter type video games.

Um... good sir, you seem to have gone 6-29. You are in fact quite the Foqueasy

by TheS0y November 21, 2010

Blue waffle space dock fondue.

When a group of people get together and pick the girl with a blue waffle and have her stand on her head and give a man a soft laxative. The man then shits in the womans blue waffle and all the men take turns dunking their dicks into the womans blue waffle then all the woman lick and suck the shit off the mens penis's.

Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."

by jhosen March 13, 2010