Writer Factor

The difference of effect between a writer who has written a peice of literature and a person reading it. The writer may believe their creation is much longer, more emotional, or interesting while none of these things have transferred into the acuall writing. Writers who forget to apply "writer factor" to their work usually end up making action too blunt, descriptions too short or include things that just dont make sense.

Writer factor, time wise, is aproximetly half an hour of writing to twenty seconds of reading, 45 minutes research to one interesting fact, and two days depression to a single tear.

Writers factor includes any type of writing, including scripts, poetry and even band names.

"James hit lucy. She flew back into a bush. Later her rescuer named Larry found her and they got married."

writer: Im thinking of showing this to a publisher, what do you think? Isn't it romantic?
reader: No. Its three sentences long.
writer: It seemed longer in my head. Mabe they can make a movie about it.
reader: you're forgetting writer factor, moron.

Band: we call ourselves pedobread: it has a deeply spiritual meaning to us
Fans: Pedo-Bread? WTF?

by Niahc August 16, 2010

Big Factor

A phrase used by handsome devils, hipster doofuses and the elite of society alike

Roy: Hey B you checking out that Lindsey Buckingham show this weekend? B: Ya brotha should be solid Roy: That's a "big factor"

by Dunbar McVie August 2, 2011

Snape Factor

n. A quality a man (or less commonly woman) is said to have when they are found attractive, but for no obvious or discernible reason. They may not be physically attractive, smart or possess any typical desirable qualities, but are nonetheless alluring. Possession of the Snape Factor is often subjective, and it is rare for two people to agree about it.

The phrase originates from the character Severus Snape, of the ubiquitous Harry Potter series, who is dark, snide and almost ghoulish in appearace, but is considered attractive by many nonetheless. He has the Snape Factor.

Girl A: I don't know why, but he's kind of cute, somehow...

Girl B: Are you crazy? He just chased a squirrel down the street with holy water!

Girl A: Yeah, but-- I don't know, he just has the Snape Factor.

by Reevsie August 20, 2011

crust factory

(n)- Something that has the ultimate crust factor. Meaning it is very undesirable and therefore crusty. It is so crusty that it has to be referred to the place that makes the crust- the crust factory.

girl 1- heyyy look at my new shirt
girl 2- wow its like a crust factory, put it away
girl 1 *walks away crying*

by ABsofsteel June 18, 2013

barcode factory

When you make multiple self harming cuts.

Because of her I became a barcode factory last night.

by alyssia.fr March 30, 2017

The Vactor Factor

The element of a party that would make it the best time ever. The reason people will come back to your party. The reason people talk about your party for years afterwards.

Also...The black guy at the party (usually a tailgate) that everyone is excited is coming. He's loud, obnoxious, HILARIOUS, and can drink for hours on end.

I thought this weekend was going to suck but I forgot about "The Vactor Factor"! It's goin to be awesome!

Tailgater 1: "I don't know if I can go to the game on Saturday."
Tailgater 2: "The Vactor Factor will be there."
Tailgater 1: "well then I'm DEFINITELY going to make it!"

by Young Jensen January 23, 2011

as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory

Useless at best, causing severe damage at worst. Similar to saying, "As much use as a bull in a china shop."

Guy 1: Damn it... My sister ruined my school project again.

Guy 2: Wow. She's as much use as a hedgehog in a condom factory.

by Ur waifu June 7, 2016