Log flume

To have a bowel movement in a bathtub.

Great day - parade, festival, funnel cakes, shopping.... and then the baby log flumed in the tub...and one of her sisters was in there too!

by Matt Lispen October 19, 2010

FLUed

A word that means you caught a Flu

( not really a word but I made it up )

-Are you okay?
- I just got FLUed, no big deal.

by Haleem El February 16, 2019

Flumes

Flumes is used when something really sucks or is going rough.

“I failed my math test the other day”
“Man that really flumes sorry”

by thecoolestboi May 25, 2019

meat flume

A big penis!

That stankin hoe just road my Meat Flume

by Hermz da sperm July 9, 2003

fumed

can be present or past tense
adj. high (on marijuana)

I'm so fumed, I just smoked a joint.

by Desdemona Natas November 25, 2006

Flumen

The viscous liquid consisting of feces, lube and semen which is evacuated from the anus at the conclusion of anal intercourse.

"Baby, get me a towel. I have flumen running down my leg." OR,

"Brush your teeth, your breath smells like flumen."

by Grama Snaza March 7, 2010

Flamed

when you get hardcore roasted about a situation, or something that has happened previously. flamed was not made up by a self centered girl, but made up by twitter users. bam!

todd: are you gonna tell anyone about you and Lauren
Greg: I would but I don't wanna get flamed

by dirtysock101 March 23, 2019