tree fluffing

Also known as "fluffing the branches", tree fluffing is the act of pulling out the bent branches while putting up an artificial Christmas tree to make it appear fuller and more realistic.

"Adults do a better tree fluffing job. The children just don't get it"

(On the phone) *ring*
"Hello?"

"Hey, Linda. We're putting up our Christmas tree, and we were just wond-"

"ARE YOU FLUFFING THE BRANCHES?!?!?!"

by Speedo Mannn yo December 18, 2008

flurfing

The act of giving someone a raspberry, normally on their back or stomach, usually with the intention of causing hysterical laughter.

Hear that hysterical laughter? That's Kat pinning Alex to the matress and flurfing her to death.

by Apex Chio May 15, 2007

fluffing

using adrenals on crab

Rali was fluffing again

by Morbo1 September 4, 2021

Fluffkin

The act of giving head to someone while they are folding "fluffy" towels fresh from the dryer.

Britt gave me a nice fluffkin last night so I would fold the towels.

by PseudoSally December 12, 2015

fluffins

an arse with an excess of hair

Bradley you fluffins

by J'ohdeey October 13, 2009

Fluffing the Gadget

Spending too long in front of the urinal, with a less than standard fluid release.

“Come on, hurry up dude, I gotta piss . . . What are you doing, fluffing the gadget”?

by superkustom December 21, 2010

sir. fluffington

A cute cat who is very energetic and will scratch you if you disturb his/her vibing.

Oh there is sir. fluffington!

by TIK TOC GURL! May 30, 2020