Wet Flounder

When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out

"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."

by Tuckered out May 17, 2010

Cock Flounder

Similar to a blow job alarm clock or alarm cock, with variation and added steps. If the person that you are sleeping with is still sleeping after you wake up and you want to wake them up but have trouble with conventional measures, try this:

1.) Start off by getting an erection

2.) Get your penis next to his/her mouth

3.) At the same time, pinch their nose shut and insert your penis into their mouth as deep as it takes to close off normal breathing

What this should do is close off normal relaxed breathing causing the receiving person to wake up gasping for air like a Flounder fish out of water.

My woman slept through her alarm this morning and wouldn't wake up. We had a lot of errands to do, so I gave her a Cock Flounder...she woke right up.

by TheStepchild November 5, 2011

Sand Flounder

A black woman that likes white guys only. (opposite of mudshark)

Sheniqua is a Sand Flounderer.

by xminorthreatx34 December 8, 2012

genital floundering

the gender neutral term for dicking around; messing around; a very cool name for a bar/pub

Bob: Hey man you studying?
Jim: Nope I'm just genital floundering instead.

by Markus GP. November 7, 2013

Flappy flounder

An act where a guy and a girl are having sex and after he cums, the girl sits on his face and and slides all over his face

Bro, i heard that jasmine gave ricky a Flappy flounder last night

by King_squirlie June 16, 2021

Flour Tortilla

A caucasian girl who is obsessed sexually with guys of latino descent. She is referred to as a Flour tortilla because she likes having her white "tortilla" filled with "mexican meat".

Yo that bittie is always chillin with spanish cats, shes a straight up Flour Tortilla son.

by Billy Bad Azz October 15, 2011

Flour Bluff

A school district full of copy and paste popular thots, weird anime/role-playing kids, arrogant jocks, annoying theatre kids, and unfunny LOTC kids.

Flour Bluff is just filled to bursting of toxicity.

by concernedostrich December 7, 2019