flortch

Accidently shitting oneself, usually wet and always by surprise. Diarhea fart.

I went to pick up that box but it was heavier than I thought and I flortched myself.

by Brian Westwood June 28, 2006

florting

Flirting while your drunk, a redneck, or a blonde.

"Dat der guy was dun florting with me..."

by Hamma Kuvula April 30, 2006

flopstick

a radically shifting, immaterial and floating substance.

Calvin: memories are so tenebrous, arent they? like a flopstick
Sam: yes i agree with you 100% completely.

by calvinoalbino December 9, 2008

flowstyle

like a rap freestyle except written down before hand. commonly used on mixtapes where another beat is used and and rappers "tag off" with their written verses instead of the usual verse-chorus-verse-chorus format.

basically any mixtape song with no hook. Jay-Z and Mickey Avalon's old tracks with no hooks are a prime examples of flowstyles.

by LIEfsux September 8, 2009

Florastiality

Referring to sexual relations between a human and an plant.

Felix was a lonely guy, and flowers can't say no he knew Florastiality was the way to go. So he bought a bouquet and had his way.

by Caitlikesith October 30, 2011

FlortGribble

Verb: The word FlortGribble comes from the ancient Anglo-Saxon Flort (Beautiful) and Gribble (Small rodent-like creature similar to a gerbil)

The verb "To FlortGribble" describes the act of using a small mammal for sexual gratification.

A man was arrested yesterday for mistreatment of animals. In his defence he insisted that the practice of FlortGribbling was actually enshrined in an ancient law dating back to 1453 during the reign of Henry VI (who was apparently a fan of the practice). The ancient law stated that "To FlortGribble shalt not be punishable providing that the aforesaid Gribble is no larger than a hamster"

by EricTheViking November 22, 2011

Florter

The embroidery on a pillow

Darn my florter broke.

by Mr Tubbins November 6, 2017