Flop 

Someone who fails miserably at everything and is a failure

Melanie is such a fucking flop. She met her Internet friends, talked to them, hugged them, and didn't know it was them till she tweeted them later that night. Fucking flop. But follow her on Twitter cause she's a cute flop ;) @yoandriiii (that's four i's)

Flop by xmelanitex September 23, 2016

flop 

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verb
1.
fall, move, or hang in a heavy, loose, and ungainly way.
"black hair flopped across his forehead"
synonyms: hang (down), dangle, droop, sag, loll

2.
informal
(of a performer or show) be completely unsuccessful; fail totally.

synonyms: be unsuccessful, fail, not work, fall flat, founder, misfire, backfire, be a disappointment, do badly, lose money, be a disaster; More
noun
noun: flop; plural noun: flops
1.
a heavy, loose, and ungainly movement, or a sound made by it.

2.
informal
a total failure.

synonyms: failure, disaster, debacle, catastrophe, loser, loss-maker; More

"the play had been a flop”

"they hit the ground with a flop”

"prime-time dramas that flopped in the US market"

"his hair flopped over his eyes”

flop by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 17, 2017

FLOP 

fitting acronym for the Free Library of Philadelphia, a central location for the homeless of the city to wash up, steal books, and have sexual congress

Dude, I was at the FLOP the other afternoon and I totally caught two homeless people screwing in Non-fiction.

FLOP by Plaidtattoo January 16, 2008

flop 

To make contact with another man's genitals with your hands to show comraderie, or to startle/scare.

Often done with a motion to mimic the 'flopping' of the testicles, or grabbing the junk from the front or behind to scare or make the subject uncomfortable

flop by D Roy November 1, 2008

flop 

To get so drunk that in a sense, you "flop" all over the party because you are too impaired to walk, talk, stand, or do pretty much anything

I'm gonna be flopping tonight!

flop by Bob Bojangles December 4, 2007

Flop 

A word used in the place of "lets go"

Dude, Im bored.....Let's Floppin go get something to eat or have sex with your mom

Flop by Very Cool Guy May 1, 2005

Flop 

A person who goes to the car dealership but has no idea on how to buy a car, it turn they pay full sticker and get their head tore off

Clint went to the Chevy dealership Saturday and the Salesman Jeff ripped off his head and bragged about the big flop to the other vultures. Now Clint owes $20,000 on a $10,000 Cobalt.

Flop by Freckman February 6, 2007