Flood my basement

Seeing someone attractive and it makes you feel horny

"Girl I just saw Justin Bieber and I just about flood my basement"

by Meowmix June 4, 2015

Butt Flood

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair

Holy Crap man did you see the butt flood on her, it is almost touching the ground !

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Floating Teeth

What happens when it is dark and there is a black person and all you see is their teeth smiling.

Look at this nigga walkin over here. Here comes floating teeth.

by JizzayMizzay January 6, 2011

Float Daze

Days that you meet up with friends and float your local river.

Large group of drunks floating down a river.

That moment when you're floating the river on a perfect sunny day and you've drank just the right amount of alcohol.

Based off the infamous river float group from Macon Ga. The group Float Daze originated in spring of 2016 with a group of friends drinking and floating the Ocmulgee River every weekend.

Make sure you get enough beer for Float Daze tomorrow.

by Dazed River February 21, 2017

Faloots

Anal sodomy commited by a group of friends with an inanimate object such as a poll or cardboard tube. No lubrication is necessary and the victim is known as the falooted and the perpetrators are the falooters. "Faloots" is yelled upon entry of the anal cavity and at least 3 thrust must happen to make an offical faloots.

They yelled "Faloots" as the pentrated the anal cavity.

by Falootbadoot January 29, 2018

Float a pig

The act of defecation

I’m gonna go float a pig.

by Sqeekydad October 6, 2021

Flash Flood Dump

When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.

Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.

Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/

by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014