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Flonge

When something's not too big or too small. Not too hot or too cold. It's neither too little or too much. It's just right. It's proper flonge.
'This weather is proper FLONGE'
'Goldilocks tried papa bears porridge, far too hot fam. She then tried moma bears porridge and dat shit was nasty cold. Finally she tried the child bear ones and it was proper FLONGE'
'Her flange was proper FLONGE lad'
by Tomkinswag July 10, 2014
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Flogger

Floggers are part of a teenage movement, parallel to the emo movement.

These generally have the same hair cut as the emo, covering one eye. Nevertheless the floggers use colors as well in their hair.

Their characteristic (almost fetiche) clothing is a pair of tight jeans, shaped as a cone, and of a recognized brand.
They use V neck cleavage t-shirts. As for colors these use strong, non matching, colors, throughout their entire wardrobe; such as bubblegum pink, crayola yellow, silver, and all of the crayola color chart.

Flogger term comes from the fotolog which they use to upload their self loving images, in search for acceptance from the opposite sex. Whenever they feel threatened they shall resort to give you their fotolog link; the images are generally uglier than in ugly.com, or the encyclopedic equivalent to ugly.com.

Floggers do not use facebook, use CAPS throughout their Spelling mistake infested messages, and add popularity within their group by adding signatures in their fotolog.
Their language is very much as the Neanderthal man. Their laughter is very particular, and its pronunciation is a mystery to the human race: aksjakjsaksjaksakajsk.

These generally meet twice a week in shopping centers to get new pictures, and give other floggers their link to fotolog.

Their music is much like the emo music, spanning from greenday, Belanova, my chemical romance and miranda. They also listen to electronical music, and attend raves.
Whenevera flogger talks to another in fotolog:
"HEY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL?!?!?! HWWW A YAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!"
"CME TO MYYY FOTOLOOOOOOOOG!?!?!?!?!NWW PIKSS UPPPPPPPPPPP"
"ARRE =$"
"=$"
"FF MY F'LOOOGGGGG"
"AAKSJAKSJAKSJAKSJAJKSKAJS"
by Frambuesa123456 October 6, 2008
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frodge

A small, scrappy fight between two individuals. Can be used inturn on a FPS game. Less elgant than a duel, but it is still the mans way to fight.
(1) I've just had a frodge with Martin behind the Bike Shed.

(2) I really want a frodge with you.

(3) I've just had a pistol duel on Medal of Honor. It was an amazing frodge.

(4) Before a fight - I'm frodgin it.
by Tom, the Naylord April 6, 2006
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Fodge

1: What a fucking fodge!
2: You'd so do that fodge.
1: Fuck you.
2: Fuck the fodge.
by DrummerByDay April 4, 2009
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flidget

a small shard of something; anything smaller than normal size; barely larger than an atom; a smidge smaller than small
i have a metal flidget in my finger
by Possum Eddy August 24, 2007
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