Flatubating

Is when you are going to town on yourself and randomly start to fart but continue to masturbate anyway.

Ex 1. Yo, I was so gassy last night but I needed to relieve some stress and I ended up flatubating.

by BKSN October 3, 2017

Flatulitis

(n.) A condition caused by an acute case of gas causing repeated farting or creates a stench so powerful it threatens the health of yourself or others around you. Could also be a combination of the two.

I have a case of gas so bad that I cleared out the room with my flatulitis.

by Wordsmanship July 18, 2019

Flatulated

To expel digestive gasses through the rectum (bootyhole)

Dude, I flatulated in her eye when she was tossing my salad

by Hung Like A Fieldmouse December 6, 2019

Flatplating

Flatplating is the act of inserting a ceramic plate into the anal cavity, oriented in such a manner that the entrance into the rectum is widened to the diameter of the plate. This is done through the rotation of the plate so that the view from the anus sees just a circle approaching it. The activity can be done with a partner, but that is optional. When flatplating, you have to be white because only white people would do shit like that :).

Eugene: Ay yo I'm about to do some Flatplating at 8:00 PM tomorrow.
Percival: We're white.

by runnacashmoneynasty January 7, 2021

Flavflation

A type of shrinkflation in which the amount of an ingredient which gives a food its flavor is decreased in the hopes of reducing costs and increasing profit.

The ginger cookie was less gingery than it had once been, due to flavflation

by LauraCC January 22, 2026

Pre-mature E-flopulation

When playing Texas Hold-em, the dealer turns over the flop before everyone has bet.

Dude, I have not bet yet. That was such a pre-mature E-flopulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010