flardingy

An obese person who eats mcdonalds nonstop... basically their home.

Jack is such a flardingy, he’s always eating cheeseburgers.

by innyweenie June 18, 2020

Flarping

The sound your vagina makes when it's oversized.

Sally forgot to wear underwear with her skirt. Sally was flarping every step she took.

by Nichaha February 25, 2021

flarting

When your farting and flirting at the same time ... usually happens when you eat too much food .

" OMG look she's flarting !

by Your lovely garbage collecter November 24, 2021

Flarping

Taking a shower without the use of your cellular telephone.

Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."

by HasbroInteractive December 24, 2021

Flabbinsted

Forget about the past and look towards the future

Be greatful to God and be flabbinsted

by Black Mario February 20, 2022

Flabbinsted

Forget about the past and look towards the future 💟

Be greatful to God and be flabbinsted

by Black Mario February 20, 2022

Flarping

When your girl eats out your ass and you fart another man's load in her mouth

Girl, I was rimming him so hard last night and he was flarping so hard

by Ghf319 June 11, 2022