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Crotch Flakes

The type of pants that have a whitish design around the crotch to give the pants a "worn" look. When the two legs are put together, this design could form a snow-flake-like image.
"I just picked up a pair of the new Old Navy Crotch Flake jeans."

"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."
by Jenustegan November 7, 2005
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flakey

when you make plans with someone then they cancel last minute leaving you alone; unreliable; can`t be trusted. People like this don`t make good friends.
Dream is so flakey, overtime we make plans she always dips last minute. I can never rely on her.
by Beyone March 23, 2016
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Hot Special Flakes

The act of sprinklng your dandruff onto a girls face, then Spaffing on to the dandruff flakes, producing a warm porridge like substance.
Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.
by Not my real name June 7, 2012
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fake flake

A fake friend that pretends to support you but is only nice when you are of use to them. They tend to give you compliments with daggers hidden in them and love to see you fail. They will never be there when you need them unless it helps them
"Justin Timberlake left Nsync"
"It was terrible! But he performed with them recently"
"Because it was a tribute to his success"

"OMG what a fake flake"
by deebs123 April 7, 2015
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bum flakes

a public place where there is some fluff or dry skin. Mainly on seats or toilets.
Did you see the crusty bum flakes on the seat
by Johnm22.11 June 21, 2019
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Snow"Flake"

In this version of the definition of a snowflake, it goes beyond the standard capacity of the snowflake to be entitled, to think they are special, and easily offended due to a thin-skinned nature. This type of individual has a high probability of also no-showing or flaking on any event they commit to due an emotionally led decision-making process. When heat is placed on the snowflake, it will turn into a puddle, run for cover and thus break their plans.
Al talked a good game and was twice confirmed for the 40th birthday party, but when push came to shove, and it was mandatory party time, he pulled a Snow"Flake"
by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019
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Plenty of Flakes

Plenty of Flakes is the alternate definition to POF which often refers to the dating website Plenty of Fish.

Whether they've met in real life yet or not POF(Plenty of Flakes) users have SO many options they commonly disregard set plans with one person if:
1. a better fish comes along,
2. they simply can't keep track of all their dating activity,
3. they're plain chicken to meet the other person in the real,
4. worldthey're selfish pricks with no common decency or mutual respect and chose to do something else,
Drew: "How'd it go with what's her pickle on Friday?"
Marc: "Typical POF girl she no showed and left me sitting around like a dummy then wouldn't reply to my texts... Plenty of Flakes!"
Drew: "Never give 'em a Friday..."
by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010
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