Flacklen

The ring of piss and shit found around the outside of a toilet.

"Man, Kurt is worse than flacklen"

by Flacklen June 9, 2016

Flaccid Stanley

A fictional character, made of a folded up sandwich bag with a face drawn on it, many of these have been created, all but one were destroyed

Hey guys look, it’s Flaccid Stanley

by Coolest beans April 30, 2019

flackattack

To hit someone over the head with a glass lamp or object while they are sleeping

She had been reading his text messages, thought he was cheating before carrying out a flackattack

by Bozmo December 23, 2019

Instant Flaccidity

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

flachwichser

A german slang term for a "lousy wanker" according to some site I found on google, and a "bad masturbator" according to a german exchange student that went to my high school

It's quite an insult.

Du bist ein flachwichser!

by kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkatherine July 18, 2007

flacker

Someone who makes excuses not to go to previously planned engagements; someone who blows people off to do other things or because they don't "feel" like it; an unreliable person. Comes from the word flake pronounced wrong one day.

Damn michelle blew me off today, what a flacker.

by aimzzzzzzzzz September 22, 2007

Flicka-Flacka

The rapid back-and-forth motion of the aggressors hand toward the victim. Used as a tactic to disable the shoulder, knee, or buttocks.

His masters kung-fu was good. However, it was no match for my Flicka-Flacka.

by vectortec October 21, 2003