flabberfucked

showing great suprise or disbelief

When Danny told me that I was a pregnant man, I was flabberfucked!

by EMandrew June 23, 2009

Fable

The only game that will let you thrust your crotch in childrens faces, shortly after beating them to a pulp.

Jim: Hey are you playing Fable?

Joe: Yeah, after im done getting smashed and beating the everliving shit out of these kids.

by Cheesebadger February 28, 2005

Flabbergasm

When something is so strange, you have an orgasm.

Sam was so interested in the conversation he had an Flabbergasm.

by Sam Ashby January 5, 2009

flabbergasted

To be surprised, shocked, astounded, horrified, agitated, etc...

1: I'm sorry mom, but I got a 5% on my test......
2: My god! I am flabbergasted

by neko-desu~ October 23, 2009

Flabberblast

An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.

The Chode ripped a flabberblast! Gross!

by P $ February 15, 2004

flabbergasted

the act of being surprised while farting during sex

timmy: hey!
john: i flabbergasted sasha the other night
timmy: FUCK YEAH

by theamazingass December 21, 2021

Fable

An Xbox game created by Peter Peter Molyneux. While the game did not live up to the unrealistic hype, it is still an amazing game.

PS2 Owner: I've never played the game, but I will go with what some biased website said and say it's bad! Plus it's on Xbox, so it = t3h suxxorz.
Gamecube Owner (Both of you): omg t3h h4 h4, w33 h4v3 t3h m4ri0 omg!
Xbox Owner: November 9th, you guys are all going down...

by Kevin C. September 28, 2004