Feta Fizzler

When someone pushes little pieces of feta cheese in their butt right before anal sex. The mixture of lubricant and feta turns into a sauce and gets pushed out by a slow rolling fart afterwards, sounding similar to whipped cream being dispensed from a can.

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with lube and feta. Jill fell down and split her gown and Jack came to the rescue! Up Jack got, all hot to trot and broke out the feta cheese, As fast as he could caper, wet his hand with lubricant, excited for The Feta Fizzler.

by iDenzilla September 11, 2020

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by AC August 3, 2003

lemme shizzle yur tizzle & fizzle your pizzle

let me suck your titties and fuck your pussy.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Fazzlen

To be intoxicated to the point that the words coming out of your mouth make absolutely no sense. Though grammatically correct no one has a clue what the hell it is you're talking about.

Well I'm fazzlen. Hey did you see me milk slap that bitch birdie style while the wizards were here looking for Gandolfs money? Get off my slip'n slide! We haven't even made it past the plant!

by Blu406 December 14, 2008

Fizzling.

The feeling at the base of a penis just before ejaculation.
A sure way to know that
a) You've done your job and its about to be over
OR
b) You know you have time to escape the juices of love.

Sarah was blue in the face after giving head for four hours, when at last she felt the fizzling. She knew her work was almost done. She took one last gasp for air and sprinted to the fizzle line.

by Badger501 March 28, 2009

Fizzle Job

When the female puts pop rocks and coke in her mouth, then proceeds to give the male a blow job. Best if shaken, not stirred.

Damn woman gave me a fizzle job the other night, and one of the pop rocks went in my dickhole. Now I don't have no dick no mo'.

by Prairiedog February 26, 2009

jizz fizzler

premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given

Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.

by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 17, 2006