the act of having sex (fived, fiving, fiver, fivable, fives, ext.)
- i'd five her
- yo, quit fiving and come make me some ice cream
- what a slut, she's fived like 400 people or something
- yo, that chick is very fivable
- yeah she deffinately fives a lot, what a nasty fiver
by john February 6, 2004
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a state of bliss only attainable by the elite; very good
that trip was so damn five two five
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Akin to the word cool or awesome. Can be used as an exclamation. If used as an adjective it must be preceded by a word such as "totally", "really", "pretty" etc.
by Stephanie and Chris November 21, 2005
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Slang to define ownership of property, or loot.

As in, I've got my five on it (my hand).
Let me get five's on that dime bag of llello, son.
by Razardica May 9, 2004
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Wow, you don't know what five is. Its a number, stupid! Its one more then four and one less then six. Can you count? I bet you can't! This is how you count:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10...
Have we learned something today? I learned that your as dumb as a post!
"How old are you, Sarah?"
"I'm five years old, mom, you should know that!"
by John Dephilups February 23, 2008
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Someone who's as tall as wide
She's definitely five by five, a real stout gal
by Tim Jilbert April 17, 2003
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A sickening excuse for a television channel, broadcast terrestrial in the UK and via cable and sattelite everywhere else.
Five likes to showcase programmes about freaks. It will claim that they are documenting the struggle for a normal life of some two-headed girl, or guy with 10 legs. In fact, five is just exploiting the fact that people like to look at people with serious deformities, in a way they can tell themselves is acceptable cause it's a "documentary".
Five also shows old movies during the day that nobody wants to watch, and occasionally a good on like terminator.
John is 35 years old, overweight, bald, unemployed, and hasnt had sex in 9 years.

John sits at home on tuesdays and watches the afternoon movie at 14:00 on Five.

John realises how loser-y he is later that day, so he switches on the TV and watche a "documentary" called "the guy with a tricycle for an arm" on five; which makes him feel better about his own life, although watching Five made him feel slightly dirty and unclean.
by theresnofreenamesonUD March 2, 2008
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