financial enema

To have one's bank accounts and/or other financial holdings thoroughly cleaned out, usually through one's own foolishness or stupidity. To have the deposits ejected suddenly from one's personal or professional financial network.
Winners of big lottery winnings and "professional" sports figures are often relieved of their financial windfalls this way. Ya gotta luv it! A fool and his/her money are soon parted!

Man, my attorney was a useless turd; my ex and her damn attorney really cleaned me out... I got a real financial enema.

by You_Da_Monster December 27, 2017

fiancain’t

The opposite of a fiancé. Instead of waiting to get formally married, you’re waiting to get formally divorced.

I wish I could hang out, but my fiancain’t is coming over to spend time with the kids.

by jbird3030 December 30, 2019

Financially Sexy

Originally coined by women in the late 1980's as "Financially Attractive" when talking about an ugly guy, this new definition is now used by the "Wiser" Gentleman ( A male of approximately +35 years). A man who has probably just come off his 3rd serious relationship with a "Hot sort" ( A feamle aged 25 +/- 5 years old) since losing his virginity and has no coin left due to her Insta lifestyle requirements. The said "Wiser" gentleman has now realised that the Hot sort is not worth the time nor financial effort and is happier with someone who has a better paying career, brains and at sometimes alot older, rather than the "Hot sort" looks he has committed to in the past. Hence the male equivalent term "Financially Sexy".

20 y.o. Dave: "Bro check out 'Ol mate and his Missus! It's like looking at a Lion with a Hippo."
35 y.o. Tony: "Mate! That Hippo is the local Doc in town. I can understand why, she is definitely Financially sexy!"

by Crewy84 January 16, 2020

Filankee

One of Max’s favorite words, Wizards of Waverly place, season 3 episode 16 14:05

But ‘pie’ and ‘filankee’ are still up there.

by TayTay10295 November 17, 2021

Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's)

Any executive within the Banking, Mortgage or Insurance industries that, despite their own failed job performance, still believe they should be grossly over-compensated at the expense of stockholders, or more recently, taxpayers, via bailout monies.

Executives at AIG are a prime example of a Domestic Financial Terrorist (DFT's). After they run their company into the ground, they keep their job then pay themselves millions of taxpayer bailout money as a bonus.

Also known as Poo-Flinging-Office-Monkeys.(No offense to monkeys, they likely would have done a better job running AIG).

by Meeray March 17, 2009

Future Finance Supporter

A Future Finance Supporter (or FFS for short) is a classy way of saying a future sugar mommy/ sugar daddy. The term started getting traction in the meme culture and it is being used more and more.

Person 1: You should really start studying harder if you want to guarantee yourself a good future.
Person 2: I got myself a Future Finance Supporter, so I don't think I really need to.

by Thiccnical May 22, 2021

fiancée

A woman engaged to be married. Sometimes mistakenly used to refer to a married woman.

'Jane is my fiancée; we are to be wed in two months.'

by Kyle Lees September 3, 2006