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firehole

the inflamation of the anus, which results in redness and itching and burning sensations
"I woke up with the urge to defaecate, only to be interrupted with the knowledge that I have Firehole. It was more painful than ramming a CD drive into your nose."
by joe_hole July 28, 2005
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firehouse dog

When you blow baby batter all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.
Dude, I totally gave your mom a firehouse dog last night!
by Squatting Dog March 16, 2008
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firehole

firey sensation you get in your butthole when diarrhea "comes knockin'"
I shouldnt have eaten that burrito, now i have firehole. D:
by dfgasdfvbfdb July 5, 2009
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Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.

The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant

The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town

People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit

At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one

Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa

Girl 1: Whats that smell

Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe

Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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fire hose

An intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. Commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.
Let's go fire hose on George's car again and tape it this time.
by glenn hayes September 30, 2003
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firehouse whore

Is a whore who only fucks firemen.
by Roastmaster December 1, 2015
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firehole

Is slang for when you go to take a dump after eating spicy food and you get that hot and sometimes unbearable burning sensation at your butthole. You know you have had firehole before if you have ever felt the need to sit in ice water after or during a hot dump. Firehole can be bad and will force you to take small breaks between turds so your butthole can cool off.
Man that chili gave me some bad firehole this morning.
by jwatkins936 November 14, 2013
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