Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

fitrage

When you’re so angry and raging because you couldn’t get your work out in.

Nancy has been traveling all week for work. She hasn’t had any time to work out. She’s about to throw a major fitrage!

by Mimi16 March 9, 2018

fifth times the charm

A saying for when you fail the first four times, you say “fifth times the charm” to make you feel more confident about the fifth time. This is not BS

Oh man we lost that Fortnite game but you know what they say, “Fifth times the charm”

by Aids of greatness April 22, 2019

plead the fifth

v. To decline to give self-incriminating information. Refers to the fifth amendment of the US Constitution, which states that no citizen "shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself..."

Joe: Bob, did you ever do drugs in high school?

Bob: I'm gonna plead the fifth on that one, Joe.

by Gargouille July 21, 2005

fifty feet

The effective range of a pistol. Staying "fifty feet" away from someone with a hand gun makes you safe.

Better give me fifty feet...

by krazeehombre January 14, 2009

Fifth of Rose

750 mL (approximately one fifth of a gallon) of Richards Wild Irish Rose. Wild Irish Rose is a highly potent yet economical alcoholic beverage boasting an alcohol content of 13.9% all for around $4.

"Niggas it's going down, up in the C-Town
Get 'em up wid the thug and the nigga wid the bud, got the fifth of rose,
For the niggas that close hit 'em up wid the forty reasons"

- "East 1999" by Bone Thugs n Harmony

by Trues@WVU June 11, 2009

fifteening

To randomly add swearwords to an anime-dub to get a higher rating and attract more buyers. Practiced frequently by Manga Entertainment in the 90's.

Manga Entertainment thought fifteening was the new black.

by Anders_hj April 6, 2005