felching

Felching: sucking semen out of vagina or anus; or inserting animals
into anus or vagina.

see "a kilo"

by UnCLe_MeLLoN_BaLLs April 7, 2003

fetching

To be having a threesome (2 girls and a guy) pounding it anal and cum in her asshole and the other girl eats the cum as she squeezes it out...

Man I had this crazy ass threesome the other nite, and this bitch started fetching my girl..

by banru October 16, 2007

Felching

The retrieval of sperm from the anus via suction

I watched this great porno last night, and after they guy came, they videoed the guy felching her, and it was so cool.

by Maxiboy225 May 7, 2018

felching

when you do her up the ass and then lick it out after!

I felched my mama, and it was good!

by bug eyed bob September 8, 2003

felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.

Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.

by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016

Felching

When the ejaculate is licked from the anus after ejaculation into said anus.

Trent was way into felching my anus, so I dumped him.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016

Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.

Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!

by SawOwls May 12, 2014