fartarazzi

A person who stalks someone, deliberately farting on or around them.

Scarlett, you stink. Quit following me, you're being such a fartarazzi.

by Tranespeak August 1, 2011

Fartass around

Waste time doing something pointless and unproductive. Usual meant as a negetive

A: What are you going to do on your holiday break?
B: I dunno, probably just fartass around all day.
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"Teens today have no drive. They just fartass around"

by FrozenEternity October 10, 2015

Fartable

Being able to fart and any time or place without care or appreciation of embarrassment or shame.

Jim was a fartable sort: so talented in flatulence on demand yet without the ability to appreciate reproach or judgement as to his offense.

by Chuckman November 29, 2019

fartarrhea

V. Similar to "shart"-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is passing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the anus, creating a Jackson Pollock in the underwear. (See Jackson Pollock)

Susan and her friends were drinking soda when she was stricken with fartarrhea. Her shit stank!

by Haggerty January 14, 2008

Feeta My Beeta

feeta meaning any verb and beeta meaning any noun.

Dude, Feeta My Beeta.

by meeeeeeeeeerrrrrr April 28, 2009

Black-fecta

(noun) One that epitomizes the manliness and fierce fighting prowess that only personifies the most rugged and blackest of all men.

"Hugh thinks he's all tough and shit, but Black-fecta could kick his ass any day!"

"Fact: The only man Chuck Norris is afraid of... Black-fecta!"

by Sheabo sheadune April 27, 2009

fartalistic!

when you make fart sound from your mouth and it sounds realistic!!!

you make a fart sound out of your mouth......... your mom says "was that real??? you say... no mom, that was just fartalistic!!!

by poopie in yo pantelone's March 27, 2010