Gentleman's Grip

The act of stealing a negligible amount of drugs from your friend's stash, in hopes that it will go unnoticed. Usually motivated by desperation, not spite or ill-will.

"Mike, this bag looks a little low. Did you pinch something out of here?"
"Aw man, it wasn't that much. Just a Gentleman's Grip."

by Gripper Notheroneser April 19, 2013

Gentleman's Release

The passing of flatulence while standing at a urinal taking a piss. Typically done with one hand on the cock and the other arm extended against the wall for support.

I was taking a dump today and I don't know who walked in and did the Gentleman's Release but it sounded really wet.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Gentleman’s Wash

When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.

Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.

Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

Gentleman Thrashing

When you masturbate, or, get a handy from a woman, in a very eloquent and distinguished manner.

Bro 1: Yo where is Parker?

Bro 2: He's giving himself a quick Gentleman Thrashing. He'll be out in a minute.

by DawgMan July 21, 2022

Australian Gentleman

A man who gets out of the bath to piss in the sink

He got out of the bath to piss in the sink, he is a true Australian Gentleman

by Noah M Faulkner October 24, 2012

Gentleman's sausage

A polite word for a Penis, used by former Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson when he is referring to a penis. Can be used to describe your penis being large in length and diameter.

"Have you seen the size of my Gentleman's sausage, it's like looking at a Frankfurt!"

by El Zacharoo 69 June 8, 2015

gentleman's sport gloves

What boxing gloves were called in Strong Bad's past.

"How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sport gloves?"

by Joe Gaal November 4, 2003