fountain of Florence

The unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful Kegel (pussy) muscles to suck bath water into their vaginal vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.

I watched this one ole girl do a fountain of Florence.She squirted from the tub into the toilet.....a distance of four feet.

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Fountain Head

When an orthodox-Jewish man ejaculates into a bitty's mouth, after which she spits the cum into her vagina, thereby avoiding the Biblical prohibition of wasting sperm and making a blowjob possible.

Joel: Dude, this bitch gave me a sick Fountain Head last night. At first I remembered, "Oh no my seed!" Then I was like, "oh yeah, we're good bitch."

by Shayna Goldblow December 15, 2011

Milk Fountain

A shock site that features an Asian woman being laid while she is shitted on and milk is squirted on her from the anuses of other women.

Bill: Would you like a glass of milk Miles?

Miles: Not after seeing Milk Fountain

by Emogaz July 24, 2011

diet pussy fountain

n: when a woman fills her vag up with diet coke and drops in some mentos causing a giant eruption of foam squirting 10 feet high, and also leaves a fresh clean taste low in calories.

My girlfriend gave me a diet pussy fountain and i ate her out and had fresh breath and low in fat!

by beedee3 January 2, 2012

funtard

A retard that's fun to be with. Typically a close friend acting under the influence of alcohol.

Sheree, you funtard, stop stirring your own puke.

by Soapeh July 20, 2006

Faunts

An Indie rock band from Alberta Canada, their music mixes synthesizer and rock to create unique sounds and thoughts. Their music is very moody and unique.

It was formed in 2000 by two brothers Steve and Tim Batke, however, their debut album was released in 2005. The current members are Steve, Tim, and Rob Batke, Scott Gallant, and Paul Arnush. Probably their most famous song is titled M4 Pt II, as it was the end credits song at the end of the hugely popular Mass Effect.

Guy 1: What is that band you are listening to on your laptop?
Guy 2: I heard them on the end of Mass Effect, and I fell in love with them.
Guy 1: What is the band name?
Guy 2: Faunts

by StoneofTuna October 7, 2010

Fountain Logic

Is the belief that if you can't do push-ups, you cant succeed at life. Basic principle: If you can't do push-ups, you can't hold a job. If you cant hold a job, you can't support your family. If you cant support your family, your family starves.

Man, fountain logic has really got me down, I wont feed my family.

by Burningjoker December 15, 2010